DAILY SATIRE

HEALTH

Accra Psychiatric Hospital halts admissions

The Accra Psychiatric Hospital has suspended admission of new patients at the facility.

The hospital has been compelled to take the decision due to lack of funds to support its operations.

NHIS unable to print cards; patients stranded

Scores of Ghanaians who have thronged the various offices of the National Health Insurance Authority in the Eastern region to register or renew their NHIS cards have been left stranded as the authority has run out of the ribbons needed to produce the cards, StarrFMonline.com has learnt.

CRIME

Nigerian In Court For Robbing Student

A Nigerian businessman, Kingsley Ifechukwu Nwoke, who allegedly robbed a man of GHc 110,000.00 after smashing the windscreen of his vehicle at Airport City has appeared before an Accra Circuit Court.

20 Year Old Attempts Beheading Friend

A 19-year-old Junior High School (JHS) student was nearly beheaded by his friend at Tema Newtown in the Greater Accra Region on Sunday dawn.

Daniel Norteye, who decided to pass the night at his friend’s house, woke up with a knife at his throat.

Dumsor inducing rape at Esiama

Students of the Esiama Community Nursing Training College in the Ellembelle District of the Western Region are living in a state of fear from intruders who terrorise both students and teachers of the school at night due to the poor security situation on their campus.

ENTERTAINMENT

SOCIAL

Two families clash at murdered woman’s burial

There was confusion at the final funeral rites of a 48-year-old trader, Beatrice Ama Osah, when some members of her family refused to pour libation to stop the ghost from haunting her husband, Samson Kwabena Ohene.

EDUCATION

Alumni Of University Basic School Donate To Alma Mater

Some former students of University Basic School, Legon (UBSL), have donated an assortment of sports equipment to their ‘alma mater’. They presented this during the school’s Nursery graduation and prefects’ handing-over ceremony for the primary division, held at the school’s premises on Tuesday.

BUSINESS

FDA Warns Public Over Fake Tomato Powder

The Food and Drugs Authority (FDA) wishes to bring to the attention of the general public, the production, distribution and sale of a reddish powdered product sold as ‘Tomato powder’ on the Ghanaian market.

African Markets - Factors to watch on July 22

NAIROBI, July 22 (Reuters) - The following company announcements, scheduled economic
indicators, debt and currency market moves and political events may affect African markets on
Friday.